It turns out it wasn't really Justin Bieber. Last week, a photo went viral in which someone who looked like, and was reported to be, Bieber, in his current unkempt-skateboarder-Jesus phase, sits on a bench hunched over a gigantic burrito, taking a huge bite from its middle.  

This is the wrong way to eat a burrito. Starting from the middle is absurd, unw…

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